Welcome to a hospital where Tylenol’s considered dangerous, but a cold plunge in blue jeans is covered by insurance (maybe).

The March 14 episode of Saturday Night Live delivered the faux trailer for a new series “for people who love The Pitt, but can’t stand its phony liberal science.”

“From producer Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and the team who want to make America healthy again…it’s MAHAspital,” a narrator says, as a doctor (Host Harry Styles) shrugs off a medical team’s assessment of an E.R. patient.

“What she needs is a steak. She needs protein, people,” Styles’ doctor character says. “Get me beef tallow and six raw eggs, stat!”

“From producer Jillian Michaels and the Facebook group Beach Moms Against Vaccine Tyranny, comes a show set in the high-stakes medical crucible of Orange County, California,” the narrator (Steve Higgins) continues.

James Austin Johnson plays RFK Jr. in SNL‘s “MAHAspital”

At MAHAspital, low testosterone will land you in the E.R. and a doctor will cough “Loser!” if you’re up to date on your vaccines. Instead of defibrillators, patients are revived with L.E.D. masks.

“I hope next time you question my diagnosis, you’ll do it in private,” says a nurse (Ashley Padilla) who looks and sounds like Katherine LaNasa’s character from The Pitt. 

“Stay in your lane. I’m the doctor here,” Styles tells her.

“Excuse me?! I’m a certified energy healer,” she shoots back. “My Instagram account, DaWellnessChica, has over 3,000 followers, so don’t you dare try to tell me how to do my job!”

We meet a worker (Ben Marshall) who says his parents died from the Covid vaccine, before admitting “I found out they got it and I shot them.”

Cast member James Austin Johnson, who plays President Donald Trump in the cold opens, busts into the E.R. as Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. He’s wearing his famous shirtless, blue-jeaned workout look the real RFK Jr. has showcased repeatedly. And he’s wheeling a bear on a gurney — the second bear he’s hit with his car and now wants to eat.

“Prep him!” he commands the E.R. workers.

“For surgery?” Marshall’s character asks.

“For jerky!”

“I’m proud of each and every one of you,” RFJ Jr. tells the staff. “You’ve been told over and over you’re crazy, what you’re doing is dangerous and irresponsible. But you did it anyway.”

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In addition to returning Season 50 performers including Ashley Padilla, James Austin Johnson, and longest-running cast member Kenan Thompson, the show welcomed five new Featured Players for Season 51 in October 2025: Tommy Brennan, Jeremy Culhane, Ben Marshall, Kam Patterson, and Veronika Slowikowska.

The season’s Hosts have included a mix of returning fan favorites like Amy Poehler and Melissa McCarthy as well as first-timers like former Sabrina Carpenter in a double-duty turn and actor Josh O’Connor. Stream sketches from every single episode of SNL on Peacock anytime.